whang

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

This hamburger meat/milk already has a whang to it (and should be thrown out).
This cheap wine really has a whang. (Buy a better Chianti)

"Leela, are you alright? You got whanged on the head." - Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"

Man did you have to whang that rock at my head?

Boy it whangs in here -- did you just trump?

'Well Rupert; from the delightful aroma from the kitchen, I thought we were having fish for supper.'

'No, Claude: it's pheasant old boy. What you can smell is Lady Constance's whang. Quite mackerelly today, don't ya think?'

Yo, That dude looks like Justin Whang